“Let's try to get on the pipe to Admiral Collier again.”

[We] have […] a strong inclination to make a farce of it, and mingle buffoonry with the most serious scenes.

I therefore propose that we, as Alt.1ders, respond forthwith and create a Cascade, whereby each contributor/reader of Alt.1d adds their name, organisation, and location with a ditty (NOT MORE THAN 2 LINES).)

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death / I take a look at my life and realize there's nothin' left