KENT NELSON —Until my wife Inza convinced me there was more to life. Ah, she was a real pistol, that Inza.

HSTS start out as homosexual, gender variant, not very well adjusted or socially and sexually successful boys, and hopefully end up as heterosexual, gender normative, well adjusted and socially acceptable girls.

The reporters will have a field day with a comment like that.

You are of kin, and so must be a friend to their persons.