One axiom commonly seen on /pol/ is The Left Can't Meme; in other words, left-wing meme jokes aren't funny.

We may imagine an athletics coach with a scientific training researching into the physiology and the psychology of runners. … He finds out the effects of fatigue, of alcohol, of tobacco, of lumbago and of depression upon their performances.

Scarlett O’Hara was the heroine of the novel/movie Gone with the Wind and the reprehensible sequel Scarlett.

an aquarium all asquirm with trout and gold fish