You need to tune that guitar: the G string sounds dirty.

Realising their shortcomings, BR stripped out most of the smaller wayside stations between Peterborough and Grimsby on September 11 1961, although not those on the branches because there would have been nothing left to sustain them. Those that survived were working museums right to the end, with somersault signals and original interior fittings and signage.

But the whole notion seems to rest on an anachronical misconception of the 'Evangelia'.

David Cameron has marched onto territory staked out by Ed Miliband by promising that there would be no return to the turbo-capitalism of recent decades.