A driver called 'Frenchy' got really pissed off with Noel putting too much water on the road in front of his belly dumper, but Noel stopped doing that to the Frenchman as he had a daughter that was horse mad, just like Noel, and he wanted to get into the Frenchman's good books!

The bedside clock reads only five minutes past six, but he flings back the covers, tearing the sheet from my grasp to reveal my spread out, night-gowned, bed-jacketed figure.

Her housecoat had fallen open. She was wearing only panties and bra, which did nothing to make her scrawny, wrinkled body appealing.

The Heath-Hen flutters, (pious Fraud!) to lead / The hot pursuing Spaniel far astray.