When you femsplain feminism to your friends, make sure you don't femsplain what's wrong with other women; rather, femsplain what's right about you.

But wouldn't earlids be useful too? Possibly. But not so useful that without them earlid-less animals would die out[…]

… No rogue e’er felt the halter draw, with a good opinion of the law, and perhaps my own detestation of the law arises from my having frequently broken it. If this long diatribe bores you, just say so, and I’ll cut it short.

Don't trouble yourself on my account.