The DfT has remained committed to Driver Controlled Operation with the elimination of guards, and expects train operating companies to work in this mode when new vehicles are introduced.

Do you like hiking?  Are you kidding? I breathe hiking.

As she approached Mick, the machine-bed was wound down and Mick heaved his Master John Goodfellow out of his capacious slacks and laid it out for her perusal, just as he had done with me.

They’ll smear him on the country’s dial-up bulletin boards as the worst traitor.