This is the story of how Johnny Appleseed brought appleblossoms to the West.

What? I'm busy.

Well, now, I wouldn't make this change seem like a major overhaul. After all, you weren't exactly chopped liver before! But I did sense that you were deliberately trying to downplay your attractiveness, for whatever reason. Not that you succeeded, of course.

... We will be going to low-gravity just before jump. Passengers should be firmly strapped in at this time." Good, murmured Muerotte. "Cutting gravs...brace yourself.