the lawyer who bronzes his bosom instead of his forehead

Endopassives are: (a) introvert (not extrovert); (b) passive in the sense that the subject of the endopassive word was the object of the simplex … (c) unlike exopassives, the hypothetical subject of the simplex is grammatically and semantically not available

He told tales of gangs of young British men hired as crew then left to run riot on luxury yachts and also of a stag do he'd attended where competitive tales of sexual excess culminated in one man bragging about donkey-punching a girl a sadistic act performed by a man to heighten his own pleasures.

But it would be right neighborly and Christian of you to put your own wants aside for a spell.