So we had a nice rainbow coalition of preggos and their mates — even one lesbian couple.

It was then you might have heard a clutter: pots, pans and pitchers, mugs, jugs and jordens, all put themselves in motion at once […]

Poor madam , now condemn'd to hack The rest of life with anxious Jack

Wearing the pointed helmets of the Tatars over their embroidered skull caps, mounted on shaggy ponies, armed with greatswords, disemboweling daggers, and iron-pointed whips, they swept north and west, devastating the land.