My favorite sports organizations are the National Football League and the American League in baseball.

a complimentary remark

Studies I completely made up show that 84 percent of voluntold incidents originate with your parents or your spouse. You're enjoying a perfectly normal day when your mom will say, Hey, I volunteered you to teach the next door neighbors' grandparents from China how to drive.

My father was the eldest of three sons, each of whom was given Adelia's idea of a high-toned name: Norval and Edgar and Percival, Arthurian revival with a hint of Wagner.