Now, is there any way to know where the chopper flew last night? Is there a flight recorder? GPS system?

Just as the sports pages are a first-read when the home team is hot and fish wrap when they are not, consumers tuned out when the market tanked, snapping off CNBC and leaving their business magazines in the to-do pile.

Cows were always scuttering: they left mounds and trails of scutter all over the place.

My sore leg hurts worst when it's cold and rainy.