A: SUM1 Hl3p ME im alwyz L0ziN!1!?1! Someone help me; I'm always losing!?

She really read him the riot act about his smoking habit.

After spending an hour stuck in the mud, we could once again move forward.

The bullocks would be in the lead and you'd whip in and let the bullocks go to hell, but hang to your cleanskins as much as you could.