Among my favorite things about the season is the resounding crunch of stepping on a leaf, wearing pants all the time and the end of hate-watching yet another season of The Newsroom.

above and beyond the call of duty

In good conscience, innovative assaults on the inmate, such as lobotomy and electroshock therapy, could be added to other treatments, such as coercive custodial care, deadening routine, water cures, and strait-jackets.

In a subculture that idealizes youth, being gay and gray does not exactly make one a hot ticket. Older gays and lesbians often relegate themselves to separate and unequal meeting places.