He stood off from the fire, for fear of getting scorched.

Most of the time, camel toe is rarely the extreme you see on certain websites; it's more subtle than that. Most of the time, camel toe is caused by wearing pants that are too big—in one specific area—making a reciprocal area too small. It's an engineering problem, not a weight problem. In fact, here's a skinny mannequin. If she's got a camel toe, everyone else will too.

The universe might have made Shaw oblivious to his own fuckableness, but the universe had done no such thing to Matty Fennmore.

She's studying medicine at university because she wants to be a doctor in the future.