Fear flashed through Tom's eyes as the lackwit looked to the housekeeper.
When I first started living with my present SO, we had a discussion about masturbatory frequencies, and since mine was by far the more prolific, I couldn't help but give a guesstimate for my lifetime total. Needless to say, from my SO's perspective, this was an astounding number. Using a consertive estimate of an average of 5 times a week for the last 26 years, a very rough, but up to date total would be: 5 * 52 * 26 = 6,760. So any of you old fart wankers and wankettes out there care to give an estimate?
The first serve of the game is from the right half court to the half diagonally opposite.
Few nations in the world endure such insecure frontiers, guarded as they mostly are by a ramshackle gangs of insurrectionalists feeding on narcotics and contraband, united only in their smouldering resentment of the government in Rangoon.
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