It's not so complicated as I expected.

Oh! there once was a swagman camped in a Billabong, / Under the shade of a Coolabah tree; / And he sang as he looked at his old billy boiling, / Who'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me?

The latest fact-free rant by the president.

“'You better not be telling a whopper!” says the fatsome one, slitting his eyes, “You know what happens when people tell us whoppers.”