Customer: 'Excuse me, I meant to buy a normal mustard and when I got home, I realized I bought honey mustard. Is it cool if I just go swap it?' / Casher: 'I don't give a flying fuck, homeboy.'

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Coordinate term: shareholderism

Gargalesis, the heavy tickle associated with play and laughter and seemingly with pleasure, may be limited to the primates, but not solely to human beings.