He ſpide lamenting her unlucky ſtrife,

The new wrap is short on words and seems to exist primarily to create a front-page ad space (all the rage now) and to tie the mediacentric front of the newspaper to its back, where real estate is now treated as other tabloids treat sports.

[…] the approbative shouts of his half-intoxicated auditors filled his simple soul with delight and pride.

Why did these knob-ends so much want us to fail?