Some horses and ponies have cold backs or are cinchy.

You call at 9 am on a Saturday, lucky I'm even awake. … Then expect me to pick you up at a gas station near a loony bin, that's sketch. I don't even want to ask what you're doing.

Then CBS fired them outright this summer as part of a national purge. The station now features a bland, jockless eighties-heavy playlist.

Of a surety, little Harry, we must speedily resume our studies.