The intriguing feature of the writing of Peribsen’s name here is that, on the serekh, the Horus falcon has been replaced by the animal of Seth, the enemy of Osiris; some have suggested that an otherwise little-known Second Dynasty king with the Horus name of Sekhemib could have later adopted the Seth name Peribsen.

It remains to be seen whether oxidoreductase deficiency is a significant cause of non-syndromic ambiguous genitalia in newborn females and undermasculinized males of unknown diagnosis as assessed by urinary steroid analyses.

Bring me margaritas, champagne and red wine / We're gonna have a party / Where we all cross the line

Given that it's technically illegal to show an erect penis in movies, here's to assuming some poor production assistant was sent several pelfies (penis selfies? Does it work?) of Shia's floppy, non-erect penis.