Mr Lovelace received from every one those civilities which were due to his birth […]

... indeed if further evidence than that of bestial and savage counting were required to show that finger-numeration and the quinary system were not primeval, it would be afforded by the development of the senary-septenary system in so many lands.

The audience is made to chorus “Hooray, hooray, we the common people say hooray“ and “Hooroo, hooroo, Plaid Cymru, hooroo” in celebration of the royal wedding, and is regaled with parish-panto Pooterisms galore.

Experience and knowledge are no longer correlated with age, they argue, as they show up iPaded, smartphoned, globally traveled, socially networked, and multitasked.