“OK, can we go back now?” asked their guide and expert on the underground, whose restless eyes implied that he was on the edge of panic. “I for one am not venturing a step further into this Mordor.”

After seeing Big Dance Theater’s “Comme Toujours Here I Stand,” at the Kitchen on Sunday night, several unanalytical thoughts crowded into my head: Why aren’t Annie-B Parson and Paul Lazar, who founded this company in 1991, more famous?

Longbottom, if brains were gold you’d be poorer than Weasley, and that’s saying something.

auto- + erotic → autoerotic