He shall find the stubborn thistle bursting Into glossy purples, which outredden All voluptuous garden-roses.

Seems as if one day we are all bar-b-quing, swimming, jetskiing, bonfiring, and the next thing you know everyone is gone, leaving the house empty (except for the sad pile of damp towels and a refrigerator full of sloppy Jo's).

Bobby taught woodwork at the High School, and was one of the few teachers Stan got on with. He was a Geordie exile, who still referred to Newcastle Brown Ale as Journey into Space.

What if the only things that would quash your hunger and cravings were a blueberry and white chocolate scone and a mugaccino?