I cringily jump up and down a few times to get the douchechills out of my spine.

Ah ah ah! You didn't say the magic word!

I don't know what it is. Ask whoever put it there.

By means of statues and coinage depicting his wife Livia in the guise of Ceres and himself in the Cereal crown of the Arval Brethren, Augustus implied that his own godlike charisma helped keep the plebeians fed […]