Stevenage's first-half performance forced a change of formation from Newcastle at the break, as they brought on Nile Ranger for Leon Best and switched to a 4-2-3-1 set-up.

While you may never embrace my idea of applying paisley punch to your ceiling, you might want to wake up your walls with sporty stripes.

Coordinate term: stenographer

Some of the fruit had turned black and shrunken — becoming, effectively, absurdly high-cost raisins.