Cornell's bright colors, mingled with the old yellow and blue, festooned the club house and grand stands, while here and there was a tally ho filled with a chrysanthemumed crowd waving gay streamers.

Yatta! crowed the brunette. Two for two!

Dave Grohl is one of the coolest, most accomplished musicians in rock history — and he can now add Master Rickroller to his long line of awe-inspiring titles, right below Literal Rock Royalty.

Boccard responded appeasably, the way one speaks to a sick person.