Look on the bright side: at least having a broken leg means you'll have some time off work.

Inevitably, a jury numbed by a succession of slides premiates some designs because they are interesting or different.

But to think that in his heyday, that sweet, pathetic old man had been quite the iron handed hierarch; hated and feared by all those who fell subject to his purview.

Then Eddie did what he calls, 'Two in the pink, one in the stink.' “I held up my right forefinger and middle finger and said, “Two.” Then I held up my ring finger and said “One. Two in the pussy, one in the ass.”