The department head was also a scholar of great learning.

[…] I did proclame, / That vvho ſo kild that monſter moſt deforme, / And him in hardy battayle ouercame, / Should haue mine onely daughter to his Dame, and of my kingdome heyre apparaunt bee: […]

• I hate this medicine!
• Just take the horrid-tasting stuff and be done with it.

You folks reduce it to the bible only as being authoritative, impoverishing the faith. Christianity Lite, diet Christianity for those who can't handle the Whole Meal.