Why can't Jerry and I be together forever like a real couple? Riddle me that, Batman? Society? No. Idiots.

Chopping onions makes my eyes water.

As parents are confused at the dinner table when their offspring talk about ‘Endermen’ and ‘spleefing’[…]

Crows are humanlike in their creativity and their ability to thrive in the ecosystems we shape, so their presence looks to some observers like an extension of human disruption.