The article should be speedy deleted, as a blatant and obvious hoax.

After the accident, her right leg was slightly shorter than her left.

scuttlings back and forth

Early the next morning Leander walked down the fish-smelling path to the wharf where the Topaze lay. A dozen passengers were waiting to buy their tickets and go aboard. Then he noticed a sign had been hung on his wheelhouse. … no trespassing, it said. this yacht for sale. for further information see honora wapshot 27 boat street.