They act on command with precision and power, flawlessly executing, aware of the thud of their boots on the ground as they march and the crack of their rifles against their palms as they execute the manual of arms: It is the sublime thunder of eighty sets of boots and eighty rifles moving all as one.

We generate our own electricity with a small hydroelectric generator on the river.

Then I looked at the furniture. It was all a bit unimaginative, so I rearranged everything at a jaunty angle. When I returned to the cellar I was still playing Tetris with the cooker in my head.

DJ Paul is a dog; one you do not trust.