Ayo, Red. It's the homie Spits on the jack for you, blood. Ayo, homeboy, said Red as he excitedly picked up the telephone receiver. What's up, fool?

Who can draw the soul's dimensive lines?

He was presented with an embarrassingly long list of options.

That's because The Gang, as they think of themselves, is the most singularly self-absorbed, permadrunk, delusionally idiotic group of people ever to grace the small screen (and that includes Keeping Up With the Kardashians).