The body style evidently didn't matter, the three older women at the adjoining table commented to each other, since each girl in the group came with her own definition, some slim and sexy, others hip-heavy and lumpsome, some obviously uncomfortable with the mandatory uniform of cargo pants that sagged and bagged in inappropriate places, and were too tight in others, particularly the rear.

Shut up, dicksucker. Nobody likes you.

Now as American as apple pie, they are being promoted as American fries at McDonald's and similar fooderies in places such as Tokyo and Hongkong.

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