I fucked her brains out… for eleven seconds.

I had a crush on Bardot / Fell in love with Monroe / Read about 'em in the nationals / All the juicy little scandals

If you're feeling randy, give me a call and I'll come round and give you some lovin'.

She didn't look like the other nurses, with her red shark-bite top, impractical heels, and frosted Bardot bun.