The poor penurious horde, naught in the cooking pot and naught in the belly.

Spring chickens singed, split, washed, backbone andd breastbone removed, trussed out like a frog, seasoned with salt and peper, rolled in olive oil, broiled well done ; served on toast with crapaudine sauce poured around, garnished with parsley and lemon.

Do not wear pants that are ill-fitting lest I see the outlines of your disgusting rape-tool.

even-carriaged, even-edged, even-tempered, even-toed, evenwise