I just called to say hi.

My mother and father was standing against the railings by the market, looking over at the fire-swallower and the cheap-jack and the Salvation Army down below; and the German Band was playing round the corner of the Commercial Arcade.

‘And isn’t Declan looking very thin?’ Madge said. ‘He’ll never get a wife if he doesn’t fatten up a bit.’

But claims of photoshopping and karma whoring didn't unmask a troll — instead, it spurred pussyrammer to post photographic proof that she was who she claimed to be.