I got fucked at the used car lot.

The British carved up the Ottoman Empire after World War I.

Today i had a chance encounter with our English department webmaster. Some alt.slacker--Oh, i wonder who it could be?--using the terribly clever nom-de-plume, anonymous, accused me of sexual harassment, among other transparent lies and misrepresentations. Our whole encounter exists in the public record, thread on thread, message on message; did he really think anyone would believe so outrageous a claim?

, The Mercy of the Divine Judgments sad accidents to ensober his spirits