Any time I let a kindergarten crowd like that work a trick on me that was invented right after Noah discovered spoiled grape juice, I owe myself a month in jail.

While conservatives hold the reins at the SBC, moderates have retained control of the Baptist General Convention of Texas.

This suggests that Democratic Party stakeholders were less able to unify behind a candidate during the invisible primaries before Bill Clinton became president.

There is such a thing as threeness, or fourness, and the threeness of three cannot be added to the fourness of four.