Some people refer to a Dropped Goal as if it were a misfortune rather than the perfection of football ... Genuine Ruggers will, of course, scoff at this

All ground personnel MUST be made aware that big jet engines take a considerable time to spool down. We don't want any more mechanics getting sucked in or catapulted across the apron.

The subsequent investigation found the earlier inadequate maintenance to be inappropriate but noncausative.

David saw that something was the matter, and as he guessed the cause, he felt very vexed with Milly, and much inclined to call her a tell-tale-tit, but he was far too gentlemanly to call his sister by such names, […]