'Tis chastity, my brother, chastity: She that has that is clad in complete steel, And, like a quivered nymph with arrows keen, May trace huge forests, and unharboured heaths […]

I'd been to the 'G' before to watch AFL games and had played kick-to-kick on the surface with my mates after the final siren, but this was a special day because we'd been asked to do a lap of honour.

The team returned trophyless from the tournament.

[…]they successfully crossed the fraise du bois with a large strawberry from South America.