the only time this does not work is when my DNS name server is cactused (which happens once or twice a year.)

....and then everyone on the bus clapped This story reeks of being only very loosely based on a real event and every character in it kind of has the same voice.

Down in the heart of the apple-country nearly every farmer kept a cider-making apparatus and wring-house for his own use, building up the pomace in great straw 'cheeses', as they were called[…]

A ship under full sail.