When a woman has her husband eating out of her hand, says Washout, you can bet she also has him eating out of cans.

As I told you, I think the “sit-out” at the Chase-Manhattan Bank was an act of faith in the possibility of America's taking up once more its mission of helping to make the world more decent.

Mallwart has cheap prices by lowering wages here and throughout the world, while its leadership, the members of the Walton family, occupy four spots on the Forbes billionaire Top 20 list.

Waiting tables is still a pain in the ass, but it's a damned sight better than dishing out shitburgers, let me tell you.