Most of the zoomies in the audience are clean-shaven office poges who never go into the field.

So I’d change to names I really like. I mean, Jonathan. If I ever have a son I’m going to call him Jonathan, so I’d have that. And then I like monosyllabic surnames that aren’t too common, so I’d have Dean or Bell or King. There you are, how about Jonathan King?

She wore short, black boots with pointed toes and long, long spiked heels; it was like a costume, a flagellist's would be the closest description.

They had a hard time putting the self-assembly furniture together without a manual.