I'd rather sit in this daggy bathtub than get a hug from you, you drongo..

Leaving plaque along the gumline leaves gums swollen and inflamed and apt to bleed.

We said nowt on 't. Ther' no 'casion to stir up trouble. But we all gaumed 'at when he heerd t' sounds o' them 'at com to lowse us he'd crawled off into t' workin's an' brayed his head agean a shou'der o' quartz.

'I am in the lovingest of tempers, my dear,' she would assure me with a nod, 'but I am fidgeted and sorry!'