Placing the hoops in this position makes skirts hip hop with a swirl.

… in places such as the Forest of Bowland there is hardly a tree in sight and much of the area is a vast tract of almost barren gritstone hills and peat moorland.

Considering that a significant percentage of bronies are closeted, and taking into account the stigma attached to such practices, it is fair to assume that the real clopper population is likely far larger.

...such as finding people to cold-call and prospecting for spammable addresses.