Here's my 'two pennorth'. Great British Railways (and NR meanwhile) should adopt the following policy: ….

After unleashing a tirade of profanity: Lawrence Will recorded his response as: “Dag-nabbit, I can't even set foot on the blasphemous property to see what in the hooraw I've bought!”

Funny how many times I've sat down to a plateful of finny haddock for my tea and then leaned back pogged and with nothing more on my mind than which picture I fancy seeing best.

I wrote ten pages of information for nothing. He just chucked it in a draw without even reading any of it!