I doubt I'm any closer to having stuff shoved in my ass than I am trying intravenous drugs, but salad tossing is okay in my book.

a disciplinable offence

dative alternation; locative alternation

Not that Block ignored the Hell Gate islands: his map throws some shapes into the pit of water between the Bronx and Long Island, below the Archipelagus, but it was years later, in 1639, that the so-called Manatus map (“Manhattan, located on the North River") depicted these islands accurately in size and shape and located them precisely in the places we know them to be.