So, at the first sign of any sunny weather, overweight males all over the country are drawn to their wifebeaters like footy fans to the digibox, with every lager-drinking dad labouring under the illusion that he looks like that gardener from Desperate Housewives in his black vest.

'Beautiful idea,' said Van as he helped Ada to heat the tank, fill the old battered bath and warm a couple of towels.

This word comes from the days of yore.

All embarkees are screened for contagious disease.