Lib Dems were appalled by Mr Boles’s offer, however kindly meant: the party is so frightened of losing its independence under Mr Clegg that such a pact would “kill” him, says a senior member.

Almost by definition, a conversation requires both parties to accept each other's viewpoints to some extent.

“Rut-roh! Rut-roh!” Jefferson suddenly exclaimed. “Scooby Dooby Doo!”

The manager’s assistant was the worst sort of insect.